Thursday, May 7, 2020

Been busy but some funny stories

sorry been busy but updates here

Tuesday, caught an elderly man urinating on a post... i swear I was just looking through a tiny circle that blocked everything except the head of his penis which is now stuck in my head. When I asked maintenance to clean it up I was asked why I didn't have him arrested. I said he was an elderly old man who said it will not happen again. I directed him to use the public bathrooms. 

Wednesday, I caught another elderly man trying to break into MY car. Pretty dumb to try to break in the security person's car. He gave me a song and dance about looking to buy a car like mine... my car is a 2010, it was full of stuff from my cabin. He got in his 2020 sun and drove off. ...

Today, Thursday,  I was checking the locks at the currently closed for Coronavirus hair school. Some Maintance was done on it the last few days and apparently someone left a door unlocked. I went to check the premises for anyone that shouldn't be there, and an alarm goes off. So I'm walking through this big school room to room with an alarm going off. On top of it there were random manikin heads everywhere, so it kept looking like people in the dark...

Well thats it for now
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Been busy but some funny stories

sorry been busy but updates here Tuesday, caught an elderly man urinating on a post... i swear I was just looking through a tiny circle that...